Kovixen

So prenatal vitamins are evil. I took one and proceeded to feel very very sick. I think these are like a week of vitamins into one, and I get to take them every day. Yay for me. It says on the bottle (along with about 8 other stickers that say things like about how my feces and urine may change colors) that I should take them with a small meal if I feel sick. The last thing I wanted to do was eat anything, I just wanted to bury my head in the toilet. Luckily, this feeling passed after about an hour. But now I'm wondering what the hell I've gotten myself into. I also got 2 full pages full of instructions with this bottle. My side effects may include nausea, vomiting, constipation, or diarrhea. Now, is it just me, or are constipation and diarrhea opposites? How is it possible to potentially have both? Regardless, how about that vomiting. Everyone thinks that the first trimester you can have morning (aka all day) sickness, but really it's not from the baby growing in your stomach, it's from getting used to being pumped with all this crap. Humanity survived for millions of years, how the hell did they do it without these horse pills?

Some things I have been thinking about recently:
Trailers, I love them. Here are a few that I am really looking forward to. First is Proof, which was a hit on the London stage a couple or years ago and stars Gwenyth Paltrow. Wallace and Gromit are also coming out with a full length movie, which I'm very excited to see, I love the dog. He is the nice version of Brian from Family Guy, or rather vice versa, Brian is the mean version. Finally is Little Manhattan, which is a romance between two 11 year old kids. I thought it would be dumb, but the trailer looks so cute that I really want to see it. After all 11 isn't *that* young, it's only five years younger than I was when I started dating Peter.

Also, for those of you who don't just want a mail order bride, or just a mail order bride from Russia. Now you can get a Russian mail order bride who is missing a limb. I know that plenty of people who read my blog are into amputees, so check them out. Maybe you'll soon be married to the Russian amputee of your dreams.

Also, it is my job to inform the public when important things go on that you should know about. Now, I know many of you have dogs, many of which aren't neutered. Many of these unneutered dogs use dog condoms. Well, there is a recall, so be careful. Make sure your dog uses another form of protection if he uses the dog condoms, or else you may end up with a little of puppies that you will have to help raise and pay for. And that would be a damn shame.

In closing, I'm don't know if you heard that everyone who is in the Broadway hit Avenue Q has unfortunately been publicly suffocated in a bizzare event that will police are actively looking into. All shows have been canceled until more puppets can be found to replace those who are been killed.