Kovixen

I was watching another person's tv at the gym today, and it was something like a Backstreet Boys Behind the Music type of thing. Boring! But it got me thinking about the original boy band, at least according to me, NKOTB. I will forever know that means New Kids on the Block. I always that that acronym was so cool, and by me saying it, I was cool. That was elementary school for me, trying hard to be cool with acronyms.

But wouldn't a Behind the Music with NKOTB be awesome? I would love to hear about how they were all high on crack and were screwing all the groupies at every city. That would be so entertaining. I wonder if they haven't done one because the group members are still embarrassed that they were a part of such an awful group, or if they were actually boring straight shooters. Yawn.

My favorite was definitely Marky Mark, I mean Donnie. He was so hot with those overalls with only one side hooked. Man, that was cool. I would sing Hangin' Tough all day long. I bought the videos too.

Funny how they suddenly became so dumb. In 5th grade they were rocking, but by that summer anyone who was a fan was a loser. You had to throw out your posters and buttons or else the other kids would ridicule. I felt bad for this girl Nicole on the first day of 6th grade. She wore an NKOTB t-shirt and no one wanted to talk to her because of it. Being the nice (aka loser) person that I was, I tried to become her friend. But that didn't work out, I was about to be a loser for trying. That year totally sucked for me though, it was the year that didn't exist. So was all of jr high.

Was anyone else afraid of Danny? I wondered if he was an ape. I became friends with a girl who thought he was the hottest one, I thought she was crazy and I couldn't be associated with her. Her next favorite was Jordon. I didn't get him and Joey either, I mean, they sounded like girls. I may have been only 11, but I knew that was not a good trait for a man, at least not one I wanted to think about romantically.

I think the dullest blog in the world is very dull. Why the hell are all these people commenting?