Kovixen

I did not win the title for Sexiest Vegetarian this year. I was in the running until the whole controversy over my "Nobody Likes a Vegetarian" shirt from Busted Tees. My true fans know that I was only making a joke over Carrie's "V is for Vegetarian" shirt. Honest! I am proud of my vegetarianism. Next year I'm sure I'll win, dethroning that prissy "winner" of AI Carrie Underwood. You and I know that Fox totally fixed the results of that show. Bo should have won man! Oh, and PETA, maybe you should spell my last name correctly next time, I'm sure that hurt my chances severly. You don't spell Kovacs F-L-O-R-E-S.

I'm sure I'll get over it soon enough when Peter comes home. He's taking me to Kentucky where we'll buy a ratty old car to make into a pool. Being a redneck never was so cool.