Kovixen

I seem to be having a problem. Suddenly I'm finding all of these totally inappropriate things to put on this blog, probably because now, more than ever, I'm aware that some people find these things revolting or crude. But they are just so funny! I decided not to post the picture that you see, but Peter has talked me into it. Therefore, if you are to blame me, please do so only because I married a sick, twisted, mofo.

I found a video of some guy who went to the midnight party at Barnes and Noble in Dallas and proceeded to ruin the ending for everyone, then drive away as quickly as possible. I should find this awful and evil, yet I laughed very hard at the video. If you've read the book, check it out. If you haven't and think there's at least a 1% chance you may (and you really should, it's the best one yet), don't watch!

Also, this site is totally weird. It only takes a second to check out, so do it. It's like the never ending freak with glasses that are too big.

Finally, here's the Magic-Cone, a great present for all the women out there who use public bathrooms and find them gross. Christmas is in only a few short months, you might want to consider this as a potential present. If anyone gets me one though, I'll shoot them.