Kovixen

I'm sure that I'm not the only person out there in the big blogging world who ends up with search strings that lead to their blog. But still, I am amazed at them. I care more about what is leading people to my blog than about how many hits or visits or comments I get.

In the spring I got on a kick where I was going to decorate my house for spring. I decorate for fall because it's my favorite season and I love fall everything, and I thought why not do it for the spring too. My husband didn't seem to object, at least not vocally, so I proceeded to start buying springlike items. The first to be bought were those great stuffed animals that Barnes and Noble sells.

Disclaimer: Now, normally I'm not a big fan of stuffed animals. I was never one to have my bed covered with them or anything. I have a few old ones from when I was little and one that a boyfriend gave me once, but that's it. I keep it all on the down low, not bringing them out unless they fit the holiday. But these ones that are sold at BN are amazing. I've never felt anything so soft, and they come in so many animals, there's so much choice. If you want a dog, you have like 20 dogs to choose from.

I have a few of these for holidays, like a black cat for Halloween, a moose with a wreath for Christmas, and I thought I'd do the same for Easter and the warmer months. I bought a few things (that are still around my house much to my embarrassment) and then quickly forgot about the whole thing. However, one day I had taken a picture of a duck next to a candle. I loved this picture because the candle holder looks like a glass, and my duck looks like he's an alcoholic. So I either wrote about this duck in my boredom, maybe even posted a picture. Now, I get a ton of people on my blog looking for duckie. I don't get it. That is my #1 search by like 25%.

Other weird ones include panties full of poop and albino he-she. I know I write about some weird things at times, but I don't really think this is my cup of tea. There are also a strange number of people who are looking for pictures of anorexic people, and they come to me when they spell is anerexic because I did like a year ago. I feel like people are coming to my blog so they can find pictures to jerk off too, and that is rather disturbing. I doubt I am helping them in any way, but they must be so disappointed that all my pictures are random and silly, not erotic.

I'm not sure how much I can write about Peter's company, I don't know if it's still sort of a secret or not. It's been a little stressful for me lately because the government thinks it's illegal, which it isn't. Peter is calm through all this, but since I'm a lazy you know what without a job, I don't like the idea of my sugar daddy having job issues. But I think things must be ok because the company is paying for us to eat out at a nice restaurant. We have decided to go to Flora on Saturday night, and I am totally excited. I can't remember the last time I dressed up to eat. I think this may be cause for a shopping spree, at least one at Old Navy.

I just found out about Wikiquote. I love good quotes, therefore I love this site.

Also neato, use Sorry Gotta Go when you need to get off the phone with that person that won't shut up.

Finally, guess the dictator/tv character. I did Sayid which it took forever to get and Lois from Family Guy which it got quickly.