Kovixen

I have a new favorite blog I wanted to tell you all about. Two different people linked to this blog in the past week, and each time I went there I laughed at what was written. Tina writes what I think all the time but would never occur to me to write about. She posts often too, which I love.

I got an email on my yahoo account today from Jesus. Being that I'm not the most religious person, I was a bit confused. Wouldn't Jesus rather talk to someone who prayed to him and worshipped him, or instead someone who was definitely going to hell unless they saw the light like Michael Jackson or Lil Kim. But no, I was the special one to get an email. Maybe this would save me, maybe by reading what Jesus wrote I'd discover faith and allow Jesus into my heart. Boy was I disappointed when I opened the email to discover that Jesus wanted me to cheat on my husband. I thought polygamy was looked down upon in the Bible, but since I haven't read it maybe I'm wrong. Either way, I deleted the email, disappointed in my savior.