I guess I'm making my son gay by giving him soy. I don't really care all that much except that he'll have to live in Massachusetts in order to get married, and it's too expensive up here. Maybe when he's ready Peter and I will have enough equity to afford to live really far west and live near my son and his nice husband. Maybe some other, warmer states will be nice and get with the program. Not all the gays in this country like cold weather!

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